July 27, 2008
This is exactly why I love and miss Jason Rico.

fridayisdonutday:

it is 8:30 am. I am in a very upscale hotel in Chicago. How am I awoken? By a graceous wake up call? By a trendy iHome? By a cute travel companion?

No.

By the sounds of 2 heteros breeding in the room next door.

It’s been 30 minutes. Bitch, cum already. Christ

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