May 2009
1 post
February 2009
1 post
January 2009
3 posts
ianhoopes:
Ladies: tights != pants.
No. This is not true.
December 2008
4 posts
So easy! Let me do it.
ianhoopes:
Sometime between now and Wednesday, I must prepare and bake a cheesecake.
Porn has completely destroyed me →
Fuck this. Seriously. I’ll gladly be the person/woman/object who takes offense at this. I would be more than thrilled to somehow permanently ruin the author’s life. Not even slightly joking. I hate this almost as much as I hate Chocolate News, only that’s clearly worse since it’s a series of complete bullshit rather than a one time bullshit post.
(via ianhoopes)
Poolga →
Not sure if this is something everyone knew about already or not, but I’ve really been enjoying it, too much in fact. x x
August 2008
3 posts
ianhoopes:
Buuuut! Got my tickets. Nine Inch Nails on the 31st!
They were excellent at Lollapalooza, I’m pretty sure I had a Reznorgasm. I’m jealous that you get to see them and I do not.
July 2008
7 posts
This is exactly why I love and miss Jason Rico.
fridayisdonutday:
it is 8:30 am. I am in a very upscale hotel in Chicago. How am I awoken? By a graceous wake up call? By a trendy iHome? By a cute travel companion?
No.
By the sounds of 2 heteros breeding in the room next door.
It’s been 30 minutes. Bitch, cum already. Christ
June 2008
5 posts
I think she will be named Molly. My other dog’s name starts with M, and she’s coming to me when I call her Molly. So happy. But she did keep me up all night and she isn’t house trained in any sense of the word. So this is gonna be major work.
here are some suggested names:
Allie
Cali
Dot(tie)
Pepper
Poppy??
Gertrude
Talulah
Kit
and Lady
thoughts? anyone? anyone?
i need a new name for Allie. any ideas?
May 2008
2 posts
i need to know soon...
just go to lollapalooza!!!!!!!! geez. severalvariationsofgreen: who would like to see nin with me? august 31 in lexington.
i’m not really too sure how much longer i can keep having generally bad days.
April 2008
10 posts
so sick of looking for apartments with a not-so-flexible but very loveable roommate. so sick. anyone know where to find a good apartment? germantown, clifton area, and the highlands are the only places i’ll look.
i have a boyfriend. sweet. he doesn’t care what i do at all ever. including being bi, going out as often as possible, and being pretty crazy in general. i think we’re going to get a place together. i also just bought a lollapalooza ticket. fuckkk yes. the line up blows my mind a little.
And by able I obviously mean unable. I am not that lethargic.
l distinctly remember the first movie that made me cry. It was The Land Before Time.
I’m fine.
March 2008
14 posts
Not the best day ever. Pretty much felt pain that isn’t enough to make you want to kill yourself, just enough so that you want to drug yourself to the point of comatose sleep. Still have a bottle of unopened Maker’s Mark. I think I’ll just hold on to it. I wish I would have lived today differently. p.s. Sorry for the depressing post, but sometimes days are just a little...
best part of the really bitchy blog I posted? I went to the pour haus, seidenfadens, and the nachbar last night.
so sometimes
being underage makes me not want to exsist. at all. can’t RSVP. can’t go see anyone anywhere, basically. unless it is at their house. and houses are getting old. i am completely shocked i didn’t curse at all in this entry. extremely.
naughty
i love when bad food tastes so good. because that in and of itself can be a great feeling, when doing the wrong thing feels right. also, i don’t like knowing that someone i was with in the past now dates my friends’ younger sisters. and to end with a “look on the bright side” note, it’s nice when 7 hour shifts feel like 2 hour shifts because of being so busy.